[Forward]Hong Kong English~

1 So many people die, never see you die.
甘多人死，唔见你死。
2 You teach me how to come out and walk in the future?
你教我以后点出嚟行?
3 If you have enough ginger, put your horse to me.
如果你够姜既话就放马过嚟。
4 "I saw a pork chop"
我见到件猪扒啊。
5 Are you road?
你系咪路啊？
6 What the water are you?
你系乜水啊？
7 Do you big me?
你大我啊？
8 Zebra chops people.
班马劈友。
9 The king of the cutting girl.
界女王。
10 Cut my head and let you sit on it as a chair.
批我个头俾你当凳坐。
11 Do you think me didn't arrive?
你当我无到？
12 You have seed, I will give you some colour to see, brothers, together up.
你有种，我会俾D颜色你睇，兄弟，同我一齐上！
13 Today I was very black son.
今日我好黑仔。
14 I am wearing grass.
我着紧草。
15 You have not enough class to talk mathematics with me!
你未够班同我讲数！
16 Two beat six.
二打六
17 Two five son.
二五仔
18 Piano piano green.　　　　　　　　　　
琴琴青
19 I give you some colour to see see. 　　　　
我俾D顏色你睇睇！
20 Stupid stupid want to move .　　　　　
蠢蠢欲動 。
21 People mountain people sea .　　　　
人山人海 。
22 How senior are you? 　　　　　　　　
你算老幾?
23 What the ghost are you talk? 　　　
你講乜鬼?
24 I fear that you have teeth.　　　　　　　　　
我驚你有牙！
25 Heart flower angry open. 　　　　　
心花怒放。
26 Fish skin
鱼皮 。
27 Monster of blowing water.
吹水怪。
18 Face green green
面青青。
29 You see road carefully
你小心睇路
30 You go to street carefully
你出街小心D。
31 Do the world
做世界 。
32 Big tea rice
大茶饭 。
33 American chinese not enough.
美中不足。
34 King eight egg.
王八蛋
35 High hand.
高手
36 Old dot.
老点
37 One old water
一旧水
38 I know your mouse.
我识你老鼠！
39 Measure water/Pound water.
磅水
40 A dragon service.
一条龙服务
41 Pump water.?
抽水
42 I blow chicken to beat your group of the guys.
我吹鸡打你班友。
43 You jump building.
你跳楼啦。
44 You come back home and eat banana
你返屋企食蕉啦
45 I give you a hair.
我俾条毛你ar!
46 Collect skin
收皮
47 Collect father
收爹
48 You give me collect father.
你同我收爹！
49 Laugh die me.
笑死我。
50 You give me stop.
你同我企系度。
51 Eight woman
八婆
52 Eight woman,you are good!
八婆，你好o野!
53 What the spring do you do?
你搞乜春啊?
54 A dog of eating dung
食屎狗
55 A ghost of ass
屎忽鬼

[Forward]Men Are Hard To Pleased~男人很难取悦!!

The problems with GUYS:

男人的问题是：

If u TREAT him nicely, he says u are IN LOVE with him;
如果你对他好，他说你爱上他了．

If u Don't, he says u are PROUD.
对他不好，他说你骄傲．

If u DRESS Nicely, he says u are trying to LURE him;
如果你穿得很漂亮，他说你企图诱惑他．

If u Don't, he says u are from KAMPUNG.
如果不，他说你是乡下来的

If u ARGUE with him, he says u are STUBBORN;
如果跟他理论，他说你固执

If u keep QUIET, he says u have no BRAINS.
如果你沈默，他说你没大脑！

If u are SMARTER than him,he'll lose FACE;
如果你比他聪明，他没面子

If he's Smarter than u, he is GREAT.
如果他比你聪明，他很棒！

If u don't Love him, he tries to POSSESS u;
如果你不爱他，他想拥有你

If u Love him, he will try to LEAVE u.(very true huh?)
如果你爱他，他试著离开你．

If u tell him your PROBLEM, he says u are TROBLESOME;
如果你告诉他你的问题，他说你麻烦

If u don't, he says that u don't TRUST him.
如果不，他说你不信任他

If u SCOLD him, u are like a NANNY to him;
如果你骂他，你好像他奶妈

If he SCOLD u, it is because he CARES for u.
如果他骂你，是表示他“关心”你

If u BREAK your PROMISE, u Cannot be TRUSTED;
如果你没有守承诺，你是不可信的人

If he BREAKS his,he is FORCED to do so.
如果他不守承诺，他是不得以的

If u SMOKE, u are BAD girl;
如果你吸烟，你是坏女人

If he SMOKES, he is GENTLEMENT.
如果他吸烟，他是绅士

If u do WELL in your exams, he says it's LUCK;
如果你考试成绩好，他说是运气

If he does WELL, it's BRAINS.
如果他考得好，他说是实力！

If u HURT him, u are CRUEL;
如果你伤害他，表示你很残忍

If he HURTS u, u are too SENSITIVE!!
如果他伤害你，表示你太敏感而且太难取悦！

sooo hard to please!!!!!

If u send this to guys, they will swear that it's not true.......
如果你寄这封信给男生，他们会发誓以上是不正确的．．

but if u don't they say u are selfish.....
如果你不寄给他们，他们说你自私．．


True or not???~lol~

[转帖]非常惡毒的星座解析

反正大家都看惯了一些比较美好的星座评析，这次我就分享一些比较另类的吧~XD

【牡羊座3/22-4/20：一生衝動的笨蛋】

你是一個到老都很白目的人,永遠活在自己的超小世界當中，用井底之蛙形容你，還真 汙辱了井底蛙! 衝動，幼稚，無知還不讀書，更慘的是看了一堆書還是抓不到重點,只知道以自己偏頗的狹隘視野看待世界及別人，諸不知別人才看不起你呢！真是個自以為是的白痴！
此生中你最大的優點就是剛愎自用！因為無法與別人合得來，所以永遠在轉換跑道，還 一付我為人人、人皆負我的超機車狀！懷才不遇是活該！懂嗎？其實老天爺對你不錯，起碼還給了你一點才華，要不然你怎麼死在路邊的都不知道！凡事用點腦筋吧！別老是 先做反應再來悔不當初，都已經給你那麼多次的慘痛經驗了！還學不到教訓，也真服了你了！請你把用來鍛鍊身體的時間，撥一點空來訓練頭腦吧！不是叫你猛K書，長智慧這種事不一定是書上學來的，睜開你的眼睛看看別人為什麼成功，而你卻還在這聽我的
教訓，一邊聽還一邊恨得牙癢癢的，別人能一笑置之的事，你通常連這等幽默感都沒有，還說什麼滿山滿谷的理想抱負呢！也不怕笑掉別人大牙。
你愛白雪公主，我知道！你愛白馬王子，我清楚！但是，你配嗎？別人長得美，長的帥，自有王宮貴族疼惜，關你屁事，你在那邊搶什麼搶啊？搶也就算了，搶不到還一哭二鬧三上吊，有種就別搶，要搶就用點腦筋，要不然只是讓被你搶的人感到丟臉罷了。
還有，不是每個人都喜歡那種看對眼就要上的感覺，別老是把自己的快樂建築在別人的痛苦上。


【金牛座4/21-5/20：冥頑不靈的石頭】

固執到死是你的優勢，如果沒有用固執來保護自己，肯定你活不過24小時！自以為高EQ可以解決一切，就凡事不看、不聽、不用心感受，只利用自己膚淺的經驗值去做判斷，結果就是讓愛你的人傷心，傷透了，你還依然故我，一付'是我害的嗎？'的豬頭樣！

你的工作當然順利囉！因為你陰險的一面是不會輕易顯現出來的，尤其不會讓你的上司知道，但是你同事就蠻倒楣的，因為怎麼被你一腳踹下去的都不知道，你更狠的是，被你出賣的人還搞不清楚自己是怎麼死的，你卻已經叫他過來摸摸頭，證明不是自己幹的。
真的很想捶你，因為這等用謙遜柔弱的外表騙人的卑劣技倆，到老還不知改過，真的是很惡劣！看來金牛座的堅毅，還真用對地方咧！
如果有人想要改變你，或試圖跟你溝通，我想他一定是瘋了！因為他正在做一項不可能的任務，最慘的是，他並不知自己做不到，還一直浪費時間跟你瞎耗，到頭來青春也沒了，人也被你逼瘋了，金牛還一臉無辜地說：「沒關係，久了他就習慣了！時間能證明我是對的！」廢話，誰不知道你真的是'一路走來、始終如一'啊，那又如何？如果只用在頑固不化這項自以為是的優點上，難道還要頒獎給你嗎？你很膚淺，連跟你聊天都很痛苦，因為聊半天都在無聊的事上打轉，連八卦都談不上。
除了金錢跟性愛外，真不知你還有什麼料。你常大聲說自己專情，哈哈，別開玩笑了，除非你的伴侶親口說他不在乎你在外面跟人家摸來摸去還很爽的死德性，要不，你是沒有資格說自己一生只愛一個人的。小氣應該不用再強調了吧！大家都知道金牛到底有多小氣！


【雙子座5/21-6/21：多說多錯的白痴】

如果告訴你，有一個人”聰明顯於外”，請問，你還覺得他聰明嗎？聰明如你，一定馬上說”不！”還大笑三聲，對不對？但是，還笑，那個'聰明顯於外'的人就是你！只是你一直以為別人不知道罷了。你只做對自己有利的事，所以在年輕的時候很容易成功，因為你會把A＋B＋C說的話加起來，拿去跟對最你有利的人說，最後，大家都以為你聰明絕頂，幫你鼓掌加薪，以為你到半夜三點還在K書，才如此博學多聞，其實，只有你自己心理明白，你只是道聽塗說，卻有美化雜音的天份，拿別人的智慧，長自己的威風。但可悲的是，這種招數，真的只有小孩才會被你騙3次，說穿了，你就是不用功，博而不精，樣樣淺學，老了才來後悔，哈，來不及了！
你有個最大的優點，就是無情，雖然大家都被你騙得很好，以為你很熱情，才怪！你這種拒別人於千里之外的好習慣，信不信，終有一天踢到鐵板。 其實每人都有冷漠的权利，但有種就做到表裡如一，不要跟人家玩一玩，覺得別人不好玩了，或沒有利用價值了，就又一溜煙的跑掉了！沒品就算了，當別人帶著大隊人馬來要脅你時，你又馬上下跪求饒，真沒種！這種見風轉舵，下一秒鐘就推翻自己的超能力，大概也只有你才幹得出來，但是，旁人看了都累，你，不累嗎？你是個超沒安全感的人，總是神經兮兮其實就是因為自己壞事做多了，老怕被抓包的心態作祟，所謂'夜路走多了，總會遇到鬼！'
看看你，全世界的鬼都被你遇光了，還不知自我檢點，少幹點壞事，不就得了！


【巨蟹座6/22-7/22：永遠活在殼裡的膽小鬼】

每天躲在殼裡很爽嗎？不見天日的日子，大概只有你受得了，每天自怨自艾，老是覺得別人在害你，這種愛作夢的習性，根本就是一個超級自虐狂！因為你根本沒那麼重要，值得別人加害於你。但是這種隨時附和別人的習性，只為求得別人多一點關懷，多一點憐憫，說穿了就是沒自信，永遠只能靠別人的一點點認同度日，真是可悲到極點。世界上沒有一個人讀同一本聖經，所以請不要用你心中的那把尺去衡量別人，沒有人天生應該去接受另一個人的價值觀，也不應該被別人改變，所以請不要在你無法改變別人時，
就覺得都是別人狠心要傷害你，因為世界不是你一個人的，如果你覺得別人不照你設定的路走，並不代表他心中就沒有你或不尊重你，如果還老是覺得受傷，告訴你，那是自找的！無聊加三級的後果！理性一點好嗎？情感過剩叫無知，如果世上每個人都跟你一樣只聽情緒的話，那麼這個世界肯定不會進步，還會到處充滿戰爭，走倒退路，不承認對吧？麻煩你去問一下賓拉登跟小布希是啥星座的，再來反對我不遲！
星座學上常說巨蟹座的人最有母愛，但是，母親的偉大，與你何干？我看，溺爱與縱容，跟你的性格比較像吧！在感情的路上，你超昏庸！還沒搞懂對手幾分真，自己幾兩重，就陷下去無法自拔。吃東西時，你又超縱容，縱容自己吃得跟豬一樣，也不覺得可恥！
記恨是你的長處，再小的芝麻小事，你也可以記它個二十輩子，不管別人是不是已經跟你道過歉了，還是早就跟你解釋清楚了，還是根本是一個小小的無心之過，你皆不放過一丁點!恨的機會，你儘管記吧！儘管恨吧！反正你恨到死在路邊也沒人會理你，你這個自卑又自憐的傢伙，記住，可憐之人必有可恨之處！


【獅子座7/23-8/22：拿掌聲當氧氣的渾球】

世界上最差的領導人就是你，因為你是一個只在乎自己爽不爽的渾蛋,怎麼可能成為一個統帥三軍的領袖呢？別作夢了！再等三輩子吧！是誰說你可以成為一個明星的？這麼不可信的謊言你也信？真是好騙加三級，昏庸加三級！誰都看得出來你只是愛作秀罷了，而且是不管別人愛不愛看，想不想看，現在有沒有空或心情看，你都照秀不誤，除了說你自私自大且無自知之明外，還有更貼切的形容嗎？我知道面子對你很重要，但你有沒有想過，為了固好面子，你往往將別人的顏面狠狠的踩在腳下，深深傷害了那些真
正對你好的人，真的是很渾！
你是一個聽不懂人話的人，什麼意思？因為你一向只關心自己要講什麼，而從不去聽懂別人到底要說什麼，想要表達的是什麼。說明白一點，你還真是萬獸之王，只有獸性，沒人性。昏庸是你終其一生的優勢，由於永遠拒絕看清事實的真相，所以很容易被騙，被有心人操縱，但你還是樂在其中，因為你就喜歡那種要人命的甜言蜜語，聽了不用錢，還能讓你飄飄欲仙，這就是為什麼到老你都還死樂觀的原因，因為你都一直以為自己是最優秀的，哈哈，真替你感到可悲！
你永遠在談戀愛，為什麼？因為你永遠會被甩且永遠無法得知你伴侶離開你的真正原因，然後就一直換對象，所以你永遠在談戀愛，還自以為自己很有魅力咧。抗議了對吧！明明就是你甩別人的，不是嗎？相信我，當你的愛人不要你時，為了儘速脫離苦海，他們會想進一切辦法騙你這個大笨蛋，包括做一些很惹你厭的行為，讓你誤以為是自己先受不了他，非甩掉他不可，但你又錯了，其實你早就被設計了。所以別自抬身價了，事情不是你想像中那樣的！聽懂了沒？記住：想要控制別人者，恆被控之！


【處女座8/23-9/22：目光如豆的可憐蟲】

批評成癖，對任何人都沒好處。世界上只有精神病患有資格一直碎碎念，其實，處女座還真值得人同情，因為沒有安全感，只好用碎碎念來發洩，當然，也有不講話的處女，千萬不要以為這是他的本性，這只代表了，第一，他跟你不熟，還沒能完全信任你，第二，他正在拿悶騷保護自己。討人厭的是，騷就騷啦，還裝個超完美的死樣子。我知道你骨子裡很希望別人把你當成一個正人君子看待，但是，你明明就不是啊，充其量只是假道學罷了！
你真的以為你什麼都懂嗎？什麼事都應該剁得碎碎的來檢驗嗎？永遠覺得別人有問題，值得拿來好好分析就很高明嗎？告訴你，目光如豆真的是你的敗筆，因為沒有人像你一樣永遠只在乎細節，且一輩子看不見方向。你永遠得不到你想要的愛情，因為縱使你口口聲聲說自己愛得有多深，但你心中真正愛的那個人，一定會被你嚇跑，不嚇跑也被唸跑！

你到死也學不會，愛的真諦叫包容，不叫挑剔。跟一個人和平共處一輩子，雖然是你的夢想，但它真的只會是你的夢想，你永遠也不可能跟別人和平共處一個月，更何況是一輩子！因為你眼中只能看見別人的缺點，任何人在你面前都是笨蛋，沒有人事情做得比你好，那你就自己做啊，做死你好了，你這個死勞碌命！講話超難聽，明明你沒惡意，甚至是好意，但每件事經你的金口一開，莫名其妙就矗立了一堆敵人，真有一套，真令人稱奇！世人皆無如你一般轟走別人的超能力！


【天秤座9/23-10/23：永遠失衡的秤子】

凡事講求平衡叫做沒重點。老想要對所有人公平，結果就是讓所有人都覺得不公平！什麼都想要的結果就是什麼都要不到！你有一種超變態的討好人的壞習慣，永遠在試圖演出別人心中的大好人，結果只成為一個超級大爛人，口口聲聲說不在乎別人的看法，但表現出來的卻是超在意所有人對你的一點點小意見，超級無聊到底！
你幾乎無法獨處，原因有X項：第一、你很懶，如果沒人幫你倒水，肯定你會渴死；沒有別人照顧，你家就是一個垃圾場！第二、你很怕寂寞，從不懂一個人該如何自處！還有，你老有一種無聊至極的正義感，好像在伸張正義、濟弱扶傾，但卻常常導致一些沒必要的爭執，影響了不少原本沒意思要爭吵的人，也跟你加入了一場沒有的戰火中，結果原本可以和平落幕的事件，卻因為你跳出來發言，導致沒抓狂的人抓狂，已抓狂的人發瘋！可悲的是，所有人還推舉你為英雄，以為你在幫他們爭取福利，其實，你只是沒膽跟惡勢力對抗，就找一堆人來墊背！害了別人，還不以為意，居然光明正大的當起工會領袖來了，真是可惡到家！
你到處亂放電的下流習性，真可謂世界第一！還有，你那種可以在A情人面前講B情人如何如何卻神態自若的德性，看了真叫人想扁你！你真的以為別人都不知道你在搞啥東東嗎？不過是想要證明自己有多厲害，可以搞定別人搞不定的狀況罷了！但是，這叫厲害嗎？這叫'不知廉恥'！清楚了嗎？還裝無辜，都是別人愛上你的，所以都不是你的錯！沒肩膀的爛傢伙！


【天蠍座10/24-1122：天生疑心病的冷血動物】

在你眼中，別人都是低等動物，但你可能不知，在別人眼中，你連動物都不如！一天到晚懷疑別人，這樣很過癮嗎？告訴你，你沒那麼偉大，沒人有空一天到晚編故事，只是為了欺騙你！所以，拜託你收起你的自動掃毒系統，因為你才是那個最毒且最該被懷疑的人！
計較是你的優點，自私是你的終身職，小氣更是你的特色，像你這種沒血沒眼泪的渾蛋，真的應該被發配邊疆，等到哪天連水都沒得喝的時候，你可能才會知道惜緣惜福，而不是一再的批評、批評再批評！有人說你很有大將之風是吧！是啊！是啊！但是你身邊也只是一堆狗奴才，因為除了唯唯諾諾能保住一條小命之外，根本就不可能有任何一個將才受得了你的死脾氣，而會繼續待在你這個不知尊重別人的渾球身邊！
利用別人也是你的才華，凡是在你身邊的每個人，一定皆有其利用價值，不管是買便當的、當司機的、掃地的，還是當幕僚的、幫你出餿主意的、幫你付錢或賺錢的，甚至是無怨無悔被你罵的，每一個人都一定有個什麼作用，但可悲的是，當這些人的利用價值不見的時候，也就是他們被你一腳踢開的時候！世上有你這種死沒天良的惡毒份子還真不多見，但是，不能再說你惡毒了，因為你甚至會覺得這是一種讚美，可能還會狂笑三聲，真是個沒心沒肝的死變態！
你的愛情觀很低級，沒事就會找一個對眼的目標，問他要不要跟你上？如果人家不答應，你就頭也不回的走人，好像人與人之間只有性，別無其他！像這種只有低等動物才幹得出來的事你也做，真是丟死全人類的臉！


【射手座11/23-12/21：沒骨氣的落跑大王】

少一根筋有啥好驕傲的，少蠢了好不好！一個太直接的人叫作笨好嗎？不是凡事一針見血就有效！你沒聽過欲速則不達嗎？這些致命的缺點，通常射手身邊的人都很清楚，只有射手自己不清楚！因為少一根筋的關係，導致做事瞻前不顧後，說話總是有口無心，傷害了不少至親摯友，但自己仍渾然不知。你最厲害的一招是，當你把一件好好的事情搞砸的時候，自己卻當起第一個落跑的人，真的是旋風小飛俠，來無影去無蹤，不知你身在何方，天良何在！
超級自戀狂，從不知鏡子對你的作用是啥？反正照了也沒用，因為你是一個永遠看不見自己缺點，厚臉皮到家的人！當射手眼中有一個目標的時候，世界就只剩下那一個目標，導致你完全感覺不到週遭到底發生了啥事，天塌下來也與你無關！
沒看過記憶力太差，還把它當作自己的優點，拿來驕傲地掛在嘴邊一直講的傻蛋，諸不知世上十個忘了關瓦斯的人九個是射手座的笨蛋；十個把小孩帶出門，忘了帶尿片跟奶瓶的人九個是射手座的蠢蛋；但是，十個到機場九個忘了帶護照的，就絕對不會是射手，因為出去玩這檔事，射手可從來沒馬虎過！
你個愛情觀就別提了吧！因為你從來都只有三秒鐘的專情能力，一看到新貨就像惡狼一樣的撲過去，絲毫不知羞恥，然後連對老情人說拜拜都沒有，又是一溜煙的消失，不負責任到家！還有，花也就算了，卻連說謊的本事也沒有，老是被抓包，什麼唇印、戲票、給別人的情書啦，通通都留在身上，真是個凡走過必留下痕跡的大白痴！


【魔羯座12/22-1/20：無趣到死的木頭人】

當一個魔羯座的人真的蠻可憐的，不只身邊的人會因為覺得你太無趣而離開你，連你自己都受不了再繼續過這種了無新意的生活，卻無能為力改變這種現狀，真是悲哀到家!
因為永遠不知變通，所以只好墨守成規，畫地自限，但可憐的是，偏偏魔羯又是世上野心最大的人，所以常常有一種為什麼別人沒有視我為最重要人物的不平之鳴，因為自己沒種，只敢想卻又不敢表達出來，所以長期壓抑下來的結果，不是得了憂鬱症，就是變成變態狂！別傻了！沒人會同情你的，因為你這種死悲觀，到老也改不了，所以誰也懶得理你！
永遠活在過去的成就跟陰影當中，以苦為樂，常看到一個魔羯不是在說'想當初我過得多苦，哪有像你現在過得那麼好命'；就是在說'想當初，我經過了多少努力，如何功成名就。那種把自身的痛苦誇大並保存的能力無人能敵，而且越老越嚴重！悶也就算了，還老愛教訓人，教訓人也就算了，還毫無創意，永遠說著同樣的訓辭，三百條原則壓死自己還不夠，還要壓死那些你身邊的親朋好友，拜託，人生苦短，你要自己沉沦在痛苦中真的隨便你，但請不要用你自己訂出來的教條，去要求無辜的人。
一個太無趣的人，怎麼可能有愛情？所以，等下輩子吧！看看到老，有沒有辦法被你等到那種心地善良得要死的好人，願意跟你在一起，而且是只為了你的財產！當然，你還是得感激他，因為畢竟為了錢得忍受一生無聊也是不容易的事！


【水瓶座1/21-2/19：聽不懂人話的外星人】

基本上，水瓶座活在別的星球，你不是地球人，不說地球話！當然也聽不懂別人在說啥，因為全都跟你無關！千萬別稱水瓶為怪胎，他會洋洋得意，不能自己，因為他才懶得跟這一群凡人一樣，他寧願當個異類，也不願意被當個正常人一般看待，所以，當你發現一個怪胎，千萬別懷疑，他一定是水瓶座！
老自以為是天才，卻做出蠢材的行為，水瓶的一生職志永遠在改變，而且令人不恥，不是立志當個情婦、小白臉，就是賺到一大筆錢然後拿去月球走一遭，或是去住到難民區，餓死了也沒關係，這一切只為了跟別人不一樣。 像你這種以自我為中心的渾蛋，一付無父無母、沒大沒小，沒分寸慣了的死 小孩，鐵定一天怎麼死在路邊的都沒人知道！你從不關心別人對你的想法，永遠只做自己想做的事，所以你的親人很倒楣，常遭池魚之殃，因為當你一再不斷闖禍，又不肯承認自己有錯的時候，擦屁股的永遠是你可憐的家
人，而你卻還置身事外，一付事不關己的死嘴臉！
博愛是拿來對全人類的，不是拿來對待你的愛情的，OK？你的情人就算哭死也改變不了你花心的事實，但可恨的是，花就花了心還美其名為博愛,聽了就覺得欠揍！甚至還覺得別人哭死活該，'誰叫他自己愛嘛，又不是我逼他的！'像這種沒天良的話也只有水瓶說得出來！甚至還會觉得自己很偉大，賜給情人一個成長的機會，事過境遷，就忘了自己給別人的傷害，還敢繼續聯絡，自認為別人還是他一輩子的朋友！真是個標準的大渾蛋！


【雙魚座2/20-3/21：沒長腦的稀有動物】

超級幻想主義加現實主義的綜合體，如果說你是浪漫主義，還真汙辱了浪漫兩個字，因為你的浪漫只用在你自己的腦袋跟你泪汪汪的眼框裡，從來就沒有實踐過，因為你根本沒有能力。所以你只有幻想，沒資格說浪漫！但奇怪的是，你又超現實，跟別人算錢的時候你可一點都不含糊，那種算計的嘴臉，也叫人看了終身難忘！世上如果有一種獎叫作'毫無道德獎'，你一定是首獎的領受者，因為你一直都沒有受過美德教育，所以在你身上，除了人性的陰暗面，其他都看不見，什麼藥物啦、酗酒啦、姦情啦，凡跟醜聞有關的事，大都跟你脫不了關係，真是令人崇拜！
情緒主導了你的一生，真是令人感到可悲，因為你怎麼也學不會用一丁點的理智來幫助你淒慘的人生，到老死的時候，還會認為你們家壞掉的洗衣機，只是為了跟你做對，才故意不讓你洗衣服！瘋到這種程度，連三歲小孩都會因為你的無知，替你感到難過！因為情緒加無知，導致你的生活完全操控在別人手裡，別人永遠不知哪句話已經得罪你的哪條神經，不過也沒關係，因為你這個無聊份子，在剛發完誓說自己永遠不理某某某的同時沒多久，又馬上諒了那個剛剛被你詛咒的人，天啊！這種人格分裂，只有你自己受得了！
你是個花痴，濫情加三級！永遠用一種曖昧不清的態度，對待所有週遭的人，只要是人你都不放過，有時連路人你都可以放電，毫無原則的處理感情這檔事，等闖禍了就哭，以為泪水攻勢可以解決一切，等到情人受不了要離開你了，你還想要找道士，用一些奇怪手段挽回愛情，真變態！自以為在拍電影，永遠活在霧中，不知悔改的死傢伙！

[转帖]***爱&缘分***

１.她無聊時陪她

２.她難過時安慰她

３.男生要主動點

４.多約女友出去

５.不能讓女友主動約

６.讓她每天都開心愉快

７.要好好對待女友

８.順從女友的意

９.不要讓她傷心難過

１０.當她被欺負要立刻去保護她

１１.不要隱瞞女友事情

１２.不能背叛女友

[转帖]爱一个人，但别让自己受伤害

如果你不爱一个人,
请放手.
好让别人有机会爱她.

如果你爱的人放弃了你,
请放开自己,
好让自己有机会爱别人.

有的东西你再喜欢也不会属于你的,
有的东西你再留恋也注定要放弃的.

人生中有许多种 .
但别让自己为一种伤害.

有些缘分是注定要失去的,
有些缘分是永远都不会有好结果的,

爱一个人不一定要拥有,
但拥有一个人就一定要好好的去爱她.

男人哭了是因为他真的爱了.
女人哭了是因为她真的放弃了.


如果真诚是一种伤害,
我选择谎言;

如果谎言一种伤害,
我选择沉默;

如果沉默是一种伤害,
我选择离开.


如果失去是苦,
你怕不怕付出 .

如果迷乱是苦,
你会不会选择结束.

如果追求是苦,
你会不会选择执迷不悟 .

如果分离是苦,
你要向谁倾诉.

好多事情都是后来才看清楚,
好多事情当时一点也不觉得苦!!!!

[转帖]九片看出你的性格

这些图片是科学家跟一位心理学家一起合作的成果，并且经过历时几年的全球性测试，他们收到这个研究的响应之后，再小心地调较各个图片的颜色及形状，然后再次进行测试，直至他们得到这些非常成功的图片，这些图片代表了九种不同的性格。据称这是全球最准确的性格测试。希望你喜欢这个测验！快来看看你们的性格如何吧。测试图片如下，最好在 5 秒钟内选出你喜欢的图片，不要犹豫 !


答案：

1.. 无忧无虑，顽皮，愉快的人
你喜欢自由自在，无拘无束的生活。
你的座右铭是：生命只能活一次，因此你尽量享受每一刻。
你好奇心旺盛，对新事物抱有开放的态度；你向往改变，讨厌束缚。
你觉得身边的环境都不断在变，而且经常为你带来惊喜。


2. 独立，前卫，不受拘束
你追求自由及不受拘束，自我的生活。
你的工作及消闲活动都与艺术有关。
你对于自由的渴求有时候会使你做出令人出人意表的事。
你的生活方式极具个人色彩；你永远不会盲目追逐潮流。
相反地，你会根据自己的意思和信念去生活，就算是逆流而上也在所不惜。


3. 时常自我反省 , 敏感的思想家
你对于自己及四周的环境能够比一般人控制得更好更彻底。
你讨厌表面化及肤浅的东西；你宁愿独自一人也不愿跟别人闲谈，但你跟朋友的关系却非常深入，这令你的心境保持和谐安逸。
你不介意长时间独自一人，而且绝少会觉得沉闷。


4. 务实，头脑清醒，和谐
你作风自然，喜欢简单的东西。
人们欣赏你脚踏实地，他们觉得你稳重，值得信赖。
你能够给予身边的人安全感，你给人一种亲切，温暖的感觉。
你对于俗气的，花花绿绿的东西都不屑一顾，对时装潮流抱着怀疑的态度；
对于你来说，衣服必须是实用及大方得体的。


5. 专业，实事求事，自信
你掌管自己的生活，你相信自己的能力多于相信命运的安排。
你以实际，简单的方式去解决问题。
你对日常生活中所遇到的事物抱有现实的睇法，并且能够应付自如。
人们知道你可担重任，因此都放心把大量工作交给你处理。
你那坚强的意志使你时刻都充满信心。
未达到自己的目标之前，你绝不罢休。


6. 温和，谨慎，无攻击性
你生性随和，但处事谨慎。
你很容易认识朋友，但同时享受你的私人时间及独立生活。
有时候，你会从人群中抽身而出，一个人静静地思考生活的意义，并自娱一番。
你需要个人的空间，因此有时会隐匿于美梦当中，但你并不是一个爱孤独的人。
你跟自己及这个世界都能够和陆共处，而你对现状亦非常满意。


7. 具分析力，可靠，自信
你对事物的灵敏度令你可以发现到旁人忽略了的东西。
这些就是你的宝石，你喜欢发掘这些美好的东西。
你的教养对于你的生活有很特别的影响。
你有自己高雅独特的一套，无视任何时装潮流。
你的理想生活是优雅而愉快的，而你亦希望跟你接触的人们都是高雅而有教养的。


8. 浪漫，爱幻想，情绪化
你是一个感性的人。你拒绝只从一个严肃，理智的角度去理解事物。
你的感觉亦十分重要。事实上，你觉得人生必需要有梦想才叫活得充实。
你不接受那些轻视浪漫主义及被理智牵着鼻子走的人；
而且不会让任何事物影响到你那丰富的感情及情绪。


9. 精力充沛，好动，外向
你不介意冒险，特别喜欢有趣的，多元化的工作。
相比之下，例行公事及惯例会令你没精打采。
你最兴奋的是可以积极参与任何比赛活动，因为这样你就可以在众人面前大显身手了。

[Forward]Different Type of Love

給我單身朋友們
愛就像一隻蝴蝶。越要追牠，卻越要逃避。
如果就隨牠自由的飛，牠會在你最不注意時飛向你。
愛使人快樂，卻常傷害人。但只有在你把愛給了一個真正值得付出的人時，是最珍貴的。
所以，花點時間去選擇最好的他 /她吧
To My Friends Who Are...........SINGLE
Love is like a butterfly. The more you chase it, the more it eludes you. But if you just let it fly, it will come to you when you least expect it.Love can make you happy but often it hurts,but love's only special when you give it to someone who is really worth it.So take your time and choose the best.


給我那不是單身的朋友們
愛不能使他 /她成為一個 '完美的人 '
它卻可以使你找到一個幫你成長的他 /她
To My Friends Who Are............NOT SO SINGLE
Love isn't about becoming somebody else's 'perfect person.' It's about finding someone who helps you become the best person you can be.


給我玩世不恭的朋友們
如果你不在乎，不要說 '我愛你 '。如果他們不在時，不要討論自已的感受
不要涉足會使他人心碎的生活。
說謊時，不要看著眼睛。
最殘忍的事莫過於男人讓女人愛他，卻是逢場作戲。反之亦然 …
To My Friends Who Are............PLAYBOY/GIRL TYPE
Never say 'I love you' if you don't care. Never talk about feelings if they aren't there.Never touch a life if you mean to break a heart.Never look in the eye when all you do is lie.The cruelest thing a guy can do to a girl is to let her fall in love
when he doesn't intend to catch her fall and it works both ways...


給我已婚的朋友們
不要老是說 '這是你的錯 '，何不說說 '對不起 '。
不要老是問 '你去哪裡了 '，何不說說 '我就在這兒等著你 '。
不要老是問 '你怎麼會這麼作？ '，何不說說 '我了解你 '。
不要老是說 '我希望你這麼做 '，何不說說 '我感謝你的一切 '。
To My Friends Who Are............MARRIED
Love is not about 'it's your fault', but 'I'm sorry.' Not 'where are you',but 'I'm right here.' Not 'how could you', but 'I understand.'Not 'I wish you were', but 'I'm thankful you are.'


給我那已訂婚的朋友們
要真正衡量包容心，不是看在一起幾年了，而是要看彼此的敬愛
To My Friends Who Are............ENGAGED
The true measure of compatibility is not the years spent together but how good you are for each other.


給我心碎的朋友們
心碎的時間和傷害的深度，完全取決於你自已。
難的是，如何從中學習，而不是從傷痛中爬起。
To My Friends Who Are............HEARTBROKEN
Heartbreaks last as long as you want and cut as deep as you allow them to go.The challenge is not how to survive heartbreaks but to learn from them.


給我所有天真的朋友們
要如何戀愛？ --就愛吧。不要欲言又止；要互相協調，不要太固執；
要分享，且千萬不要有不公平；要了解，別命令；
受傷後不要再記恨。
To My Friends Who Are............NAIVE
How to be in love: Fall but don't stumble, be consistent but not too persistent,share and never be unfair, understand and try not to demand,and get hurt but never keep the pain.


給我積極的朋友們
看到你所愛的他 /她和其他人很快樂使你心碎
但知道你所愛的他 /她是和你在一起不快樂，令人更加的傷心。
To My Friends Who Are............POSSESSIVE
It breaks your heart to see the one you love happy with someone else but it's more painful to know that the one you love is unhappy with you.


給我害怕去承認的朋友們
當你和他 /她分手時，愛受到傷害
當他 /她和你分手時，更是傷痛
但傷害最深的是你所愛的他 /她完全無法了解你的感受
To My Friends Who Are.............AFRAID TO CONFESS
Love hurts when you break up with someone.It hurts even more when someone breaks up with you.But love hurts the most when the person you love has no idea how you feel.


給我那還在等待的朋友們
人生最傷心的事，是你和他 /她愛情長跑了多年，最後的結局卻不如所望。
如果他/ 她現在讓你覺得不值得付出，那麼一年，甚至十年後，都不會值得付出的。
讓他 /她走吧
To My Friends Who Are.............STILL HOLDING ON
A sad thing about life is when you meet someone and fall in love,only to find out in the end that it was never meant to be and that you have wasted years on someone who wasn't worth it.If he isn't worth it now he's not going to be worth it a year or 10 years from now.
Let go.....


給我所有的朋友們
我竭誠祝福你們愛著一個誠實、強壯、成熟、衷心、有衝勁、保護你、積極、值得付出和無私的他 /她。
TO ALL MY FRIENDS.......
My wish for you is a man/women whose love is honest, strong, mature,never-changing, uplifting, protective, encouraging, rewarding and unselfish.

[转帖]人与人之间的相遇

人与人的相遇
就像是一个随机抽样
在不同的时间空间之中
彼此相遇....

有些时候，你会发现
你一开始最看不顺眼的人
竟然不知不觉变成了你的好友
因为你发现了他(她)的好

有些时候
你根本不想去认识一个人
你觉得无趣，后来你却发现他(她)
却是你所想要认识的那种人

有些时候
你非常喜欢一个人
但是缘分的交错
让你们只能相遇，而不能在一起

或往往你爱的人，不爱你
而你不爱的人，却是那样爱你
这复杂的习惯总是如此的跟着我们
解不开也算不清

有些人，你就是有一见如故的感受
有些人，你怎样就是说不上几句话
像是一部公车，大家在这一站上车
又在另一站下车
事事总是充满变数与未知....

曾经感情很好的朋友，即使感觉还在
可是因为各自都有自己的前程而疏离
然而某些记忆，就算多年以后
也难以忘记，深藏心底深处

所以朋友们，试着去珍惜每一次缘分的安排
因为你根本不知道，错过了这一次
你跟他(她),还会在那个空间相遇?
也许，这是你们唯一一次的相遇。。。

[轉帖]人...辛苦是有原因的

知道人的一生為啥會那麼辛苦嗎？~~ 哈哈哈....有意思...

有一天，神創造了一頭牛。衪對牛說：「你要整天在田裡替農夫耕田，供應牛奶給人類飲用。你要工作直至日落，而你只能吃草。我給你50年的壽命。」
牛抗議：「我這麼辛苦，還只能吃草，我只要20年壽命，餘下的還給你。」
神答應了。

第二天，神創造了猴子。
神跟猴子說：「你要娛樂人類，令他們歡笑你要表演翻觔斗，而你只能吃香蕉。我給你20年的壽命。」
猴子抗議：「要引人發笑，表演雜技，還要翻觔斗，這麼辛苦，我活10年好了。」
神答應。

第三天，神創造了狗。
神對狗說：「你要站在門口吠。你吃主人吃剩的東西。我給你25年的壽命。」
狗抗議：「整天坐在門口吠，我要15年好了，餘下的還給你。」
神答應。

第四天，神創造了人。
神對人說：「你只需要睡覺，吃東西和玩耍，不用做任何事情，只需要盡情享受生命，我給你20年的壽命。」
人抗議：「這麼好的生活只有20年」
神沒說話。
人對神說「這樣吧。牛還了30年給你，猴子還了10年，狗也還了10年，這些都給我好了，那我就能活到70歲。」
神答應了。

這就是為甚麼我們的頭20年，只需吃飯、睡覺和玩耍。
之後的30年，我們像一條牛整天工作養家。
接著的10年，我們退休了，我們得像隻猴子表演雜耍來娛樂自己的孫兒。
最後的10年，整天留在家裡，像一條狗坐在門口旁邊看門…………


有意思吧?XDXD
P.S 聖誕快樂 XD

[Forward]WHAT TO DO IF STOPPED BY MALAYSIAN POLICE

This is is very useful information. Please pass it on to your friends and family.............especially the women folk!

The next time you are stopped by persons who claimed they are plain clothes police, you are under no obligation to answer their questions or follow their orders, lawyers told Malaysiakini today.

'Policeman who is not wearing his uniform does not have the authority to stop anyone,' lawyer and human rights activist Sivarasa Rasiah said.
Procedures to follow in the event you are stopped by uniformed police Officers while driving:

1. Stop the car and wind down your window.
2. If the police officers ask for your documents, request to see their IDs first.
3. If you are satisfied about their identity, ask them if you are being summoned, and for what offence.
4. Produce your identity card and driver's license and wait to collect your summon ticket.

In the event that the police officers ask you to follow them to the police station:

1. Ask if you are under arrest and for what offence.
2. If you are not under arrest, you have the right to leave.

In the event you are flagged down by persons you believe could be plain clothes police:

1. Do not stop because plain clothes police officers do not have the authority to stop you.
2. Drive to the nearest police station and lodge a report. (The same procedure applies to pedestrians)

In the event the police come to your house:

1. Do not let them in before checking their IDs.
2. If you are not satisfied, phone the nearest police station and confirm if they had been sent to your house.
3. You are under no obligation to allow them into the house if they don't have a search warrant.
4. Do not go with them if you are not under arrest.

In the event persons who claimed to be plain clothes police come to your house:

1. Do not let him in because they do not have the authority to do so.
2. Lodge a report at the nearest police station.


Sivarasa was commenting on the alleged gang-rape of an 18-year-old Uni student by four men claiming to be police officers on New Year's Eve. The girl said that her car was stopped in Taman Tun Dr Ismail in Kuala Lumpur and were asked by the men to open the car bonnet. She was then told that she had committed an offence and ordered to follow the men to a police station. The girl was driven in her car along the North-South expressway to the Tapah-Cameron Highlands road before she was raped in an oil palm estate.

This incident, and many others, have sparked confusion over the procedures which motorists must follow when flagged down by the police. The most common problem is that most people take instructions without determining if the other person is really a cop,' lawyer Annie Santiago said.

However, if you are stopped by a uniformed policeman, then you are required to stop. But you need not get out of the car because you are not expected to do so, Santiago said. He other rule to follow is to provide your identity card only when you are asked to do so. 'Even then, you should get his ID first to confirm if he is a cop. There is no harm in calling the relevant police station to verify if he is supposed to be on duty that day,' Sivarasa said.

Both lawyers said that motorists should never follow an officer to the police station unless one is under arrest . 'If you are not sure, and your instincts tell you that something is wrong, then drive off to the nearest police station and lodge a report,' Sivarasa said.

In response to the alleged gang-rape of the 18-year-old, Women's Aid Organisation executive-secretary Ivy Josiah called on the police to launch an education program to teach the public about their rights to prevent them from being victimised by bogus police officers.

[Forward]A Must Read for Girls

This contains some very valuable information.

Because of recent abductions in daylight hours, refresh yourself of these things to do in an emergency situation...
This is for you,and for you to sharewith your wife,your children,everyone you know.
After reading these 9 crucial tips ,forward them to someone you care about.
It never hurts to be careful in this crazy world we live in.

1 . Tip from Tae Kwon Do :
The elbow is the strongest point on your body.If you are close enough to use it, do!

2. Learned this from a tourist guidein New Orleans
If a robber asks for your wallet and/or purse,DO NOT HAND IT TO HIM .
Toss it away from you....chances are that he is more interested
in your wallet and/or purse than you,and he will go for the wallet/purse.
RUN LIKE MAD IN THE OTHER DIRECTION!

3. If you are ever thrown into the trunk of a car,
kick out the back tail lights and stick your arm out the holeand start waving like crazy.
The driver won't see you, but everybody else will.This has saved lives.

4. Women have a tendency to get into their cars after shopping, eating, working, etc.,
and just sit(doing their checkbook, or making a list, etc.DON'T DO THIS!)
The predator will be watching you, and this is the perfect opportunity for him to get inon the passenger side,
put a gun to your head,and tell you where to go.
AS SOON AS YOU GET INTO YOUR CAR ,LOCK THE DOORS AND LEAVE.
If someone is in the car with a gun to your head
DO NOT DRIVE OFF,
repeat:
DO NOT DRIVE OFF!
Instead gun the engine and speed into anything, wrecking the car.
Your Air Bag will save you.If the person is in the back seat they will get the worst of it .
As soon as the car crashes bail out and run.
It is better than having them find your body in a remote location.

5 . A few notes about getting into your car in a parking lot,or parking garage:
A.) Be aware:look around you,look into your car,at the passenger side floor ,and in the back seat
B.) If you are parked next to a big van,enter your car from the passenger door .
Most serial killers attack their victims by pulling them into their vans while the women
are attempting to get into their cars.
C.) Look at the car parked on the driver's side of your vehicle,
and the passenger side.. If a male is sitting alone in the seat nearest your car,
you may want to walk back into the mall, or work, and get a guard/policeman to walk you back out.
IT IS ALWAYS BETTER TO BE SAFE THAN SORRY. (And better paranoid than dead.)

6. ALWAYS take the elevator instead of the stairs.
(Stairwells are horrible places to be alone and the perfect crime spot.
This is especially true at NIGHT!)

7. If the predator has a gun and you are not under his control,
ALWAYS RUN!
The predator will only hit you (a running target) 4 in 100 times; And even then,
it most likely WILL NOT be a vital organ.
RUN, Preferably in a zig -zag pattern!

8. As women, we are always trying to be sympathetic:
STOP
It may get you raped, or killed.
Ted Bundy, the serial killer, was a good-looking,well educated man,
who ALWAYS played on the sympathies of unsuspecting women.
He walked with a cane, or a limp, and often asked 'for help' into his vehicle o r with his vehicle,
which is when he abducted his next victim.

9. Another Safety Point:Someone just told me that her friend heard a crying baby on her porch the night before last,and she called the police because it was late and she thought it was weird.
The police told her 'Whatever you do, DO NOT open the door.'
The lady then said that it sounded like the baby had crawled near a window,
and she was worried that it would crawl to the street and get run over.
The policeman said,'We already have a unit on the way,whatever you do,DO NOT open the door.'
He told her that they think a serial killer has a baby's cry recorded and uses it to coax
women out of their homes thinking that someone dropped off a baby.
He said they have not verified it,but have had several calls by women saying that they hear baby's cries outside their doors when they're home alone at night.

Please pass this on and DO NOT open the door for a crying baby ----
This should probably be taken seriously because the Crying Baby theory was mentioned on
America 's Most Wanted when they profiled the serial killer in Louisiana

[Forward]Horoscope

ARIES - The Aggressive
Outgoing. Lovable. Spontaneous. Not one to mess with. Funny. Excellent kisser EXTREMELY adorable. Loves relationships, and family is very important to an Aries. Aries are known for being generous and giving. Addictive. Loud. Always has the need to be 'Right'. Aries will argue to prove their point for hours and hours. Aries are some of the most wonderful people in the world.

TAURUS - The Tramp
Aggressive. Loves being in long relationships. Likes to give a good fight.
Fight for what they want. Can be annoying at times, but for the love of attention. Extremely outgoing. Loves to help people in times of need. Good kisser. Good personality. Stubborn. A caring person. They can be self centered and if they want something they will do anything to get it. They love to sleep and can be lazy. One of a kind. Not one to mess with. Are the most attractive people on earth!

GEMINI - The Twin
Nice. Love is one of a kind. Great listeners Very Good at confusing people... Lover not a fighter, but will still knock you out. Gemini's will not take any crap from anyone. Gemini's like to tell people what they should do and get offended easily. They are great at losing things and are forgetful. Gemini's can be very sarcastic and childish at times, and are very nosey.
Trustworthy. Always happy. VERY Loud. Talkative. Outgoing VERY FORGIVING. Loves to make out. Has a beautiful smile. Generous. Strong. THE MOST IRRESISTIBLE.

CANCER - The Beauty
MOST AMAZING KISSER. Very high appeal. A Cancer's Love is one of a kind. Very romantic. Most caring person you will ever meet in your life. Entirely creative Person, most's are artists and insane respectfully speaking. They perfected sex and do it often. Extremely random. An Ultimate Freak. Extremely funny and is usually the life of the party. Most cancers will take you under their wing and into their hearts where you will remain forever. Cancers make love with a passion beyond compare
Spontaneous. Not a Fighter, But will kick your ass good if it comes down to it. Someone you should hold on to!

LEO - The Lion
Great talker. Attractive and passionate. Laid back. Usually happy, but when unhappy tend to be grouchy and childish. A Leo's problem becomes everyone's problem. Most Leos are very predictable and tend to be monotonous. Knows how to have fun. Is really good at almost anything. Great kisser. Very predictable. Outgoing. Down to earth. Addictive. Attractive. Loud. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Not one to mess with. Rare to find. Good when found.

VIRGO - The One that Waits
Dominant in relationships. Someone loves them right now. Always wants the last word. Caring. Smart. Loud. Loyal. Easy to talk to. Everything you ever wanted. Easy to please. A pushover. Loves to gamble and take chances. Needs to have the last say in everything. They think they know everything and usually do. Respectful to others but you will quickly lose their respect if you do something untrustworthy towards them and never regain respect. The do not forgive and never forget the one and only.

LIBRA - The Lame One
Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! However, not the kind of person you want to mess with... you might end up crying... Libras can cause as much havoc as they can prevent. faithful friends to the end. Can hold a grudge for years. Libras are someone you want on your side. Usually great at sports and are extreme sports fanatics. Kinda dumb at times. 9 years of bad luck if you do not forward.

SCORPIO - The Addict
EXTREMELY adorable. Loves to joke. Very Good sense of humor. Will try almost anything once. Loves to be pampered. Energetic. Predictable. GREAT kisser. Always get what they want. Attractive. Loves being in long relationships. Talkative. Loves to party but at times to the extreme. Loves the smell and feel of money and is good at making it but just as good at spending it! Very protective over loved ones. HARD workers. Can be a good friend but if disrespected by a friend, the friendship will end. Romantic. Caring.

SAGITTARIUS - The Promiscuous One
Spontaneous. High appeal. Rare to find. Great when found. Loves being in long relationships. So much love to give. A loner most of the time. Loses patience easily and will not take crap. If in a bad mood stay FAR away. Gets offended easily and remembers the offense forever. Loves deeply but at times will not show it feels it is a sign of weakness. Has many fears but will not show it. VERY private person. Defends loved ones will all their abilities. Can be childish often. Not one to mess with. Very pretty. Very romantic. Nice to everyone they meet. Their Love is one of a kind. Silly, fun and sweet. Have own unique appeal. Most caring person you will ever meet! Amazing in bed..!!! Not the kind of person you want to mess with- you might end up crying.

CAPRICORN - The Passionate Lover
Love to bust. Nice. Sassy. Intelligent. Sexy. Grouchy at times and annoying to some. Lazy and love to take it easy. But when they find a job or something they like to do they put their all into it. Proud, understanding and sweet.
Irresistible. Loves being in long relationships. Great talker. Always
gets what he or she wants. Cool. Loves to win against other signs especially Gemini's in sports. Likes to cook but would rather go out to eat at good restaurants.
Extremely fun. Loves to joke. Smart.

AQUARIUS - Does It In The Water
Trustworthy. Attractive. Great kisser. One of a kind, loves being in
long-term relationships. Can be clumsy at times but tries hard. Will take on any project. Proud of themselves in whatever they do. Messy, and unorganized. Procrastinators. Great lovers, when their not sleeping. Extreme thinkers. Loves their pets usually more then their family. Can be VERY irritating to others when they try to explain or tell a story. Unpredictable. Will exceed your expectations. Not a Fighter, But will Knock your lights out.

PISCES - The Partner for Life
Caring and kind. Smart. Center of attention. Messy at times and irresponsible! Smart but lazy. High appeal. Has the last word. Good to find, hard to keep. Passionate, wonderful lovers. Fun to be around. Too trusting at times and gets hurt easily. Lover of animals. VERY caring, make wonderful nurses or doctors. They always try to do the right thing sometimes get the short end of the stick. They sometimes get used by others and hurt because of their trusting. Extremely weird but in a good way. Good Sense of Humor!!! Thoughtful. Always gets what he or she wants. Loves to joke. Very popular. Silly, fun and sweet. Good friend to other but need to be choosy on who they allow their friends to be.

[轉帖]如果被劫匪强制到ATM按钱.....该如何？

JUST SOME GOOD INFORMATION.....
If you should ever be forced by a robber to withdraw money from an ATMmachine, you can notify the police by entering your Pin # in reverse.
For example if your pin number is 1234 then you would put in 4321.
The ATM recognizes that your pin number is backwards from the ATM card you placedin the machine.The machine will still give you the money you requested,
but unknown to therobber, the police will be immediately dispatched to help you.
This information was recently broadcasted on TV and it states that it'sseldom used because people don't know it exists..

[Forward]Why should the wedding ring be worn on the fourth finger?

There is a beautiful explanation (not claimed to be certified) given by the Chinese.....
Thumb represents your Parents
Second (Index) finger represents your Siblings
Middle finger represents your-Self
Fourth (Ring) finger represents your Life Partner
& the Last (Little) finger represents your children

Firstly, open your palms (face to face), bend the middle fingers and hold them together - back to back Secondly, open and hold the remaining three fingers and the thumb - tip to tip (As shown in the figure below):
Now, try to separate your thumbs (representing the parents)..., they will open, because your parents are not destined to live with you lifelong, and have to leave you sooner or later.

Please join your thumbs as before and separate your Index fingers (representing siblings)...., they will also open, because your brothers and sisters will have their own families and will have to lead their own separate lives.
Now join the Index fingers and separate your Little fingers (representing your children)...., they will open too, because the children also will get married and settle down on their own some day. Finally, join your Little fingers, and try to separate your Ring fingers (representing your spouse). You will be surprised to see that you just CANNOT....., because Husband & Wife have to remain together all their lives - through thick and thin!!

Please try this out.............
ISN'T THIS A LOVELY THEORY?

[转帖]Mental Feng Shui

ONE. Give people more than they expect and do it cheerfully.

TWO. Marry a man/woman you love to talk to. As you get older, their conversational skills will be as important as any other.

THREE. Don't believe all you hear, spend all you have or sleep all you want.

FOUR. When you say, 'I love you,' mean it.

FIVE. When you say, 'I'm sorry,' look the person in the eye.

SIX. Be engaged at least six months before you get married.

SEVEN. Believe in love at first sight.

EIGHT. Never laugh at anyone's dreams. People who don't have dreams don't have much.

NINE. Love deeply and passionately. You might get hurt but it's the only way to live life completely.

TEN.. In disagreements, fight fairly.. No name calling.

ELEVEN.Don't judge people by their relatives.

TWELVE. Talk slowly but think quickly.

THIRTEEN! .. When someone asks you a question you don't want to answer, smile and ask, 'Why do you want to know?'

FOURTEEN. Remember that great love and great achievements involve great risk.

FIFTEEN. Say 'GOD bless you' when you hear someone sneeze.

SIXTEEN.. When you lose, don't lose the lesson.

SEVENTEEN. Remember the three R's: Respect for self; Respect for others; and Responsibility for all your actions.

EIGHTEEN. Don't let a little dispute injure a great friendship.

NINETEEN. When you realize you've made a mistake, take immediate steps to correct it.

TWENTY. Smile when picking up the phone. The caller will hear it in your voice.

TWENTY- ONE. Spend some time alone.

[轉帖]What is Marketing

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: ' I am very rich. Marry me! ' - That's Direct Marketing'


2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: ' He's very rich. 'Marry him.' -That's Advertising'


3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day, you call and say: ' Hi, I'm very rich. 'Marry me - That's Telemarketing'


4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a
drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:'By the way, I'm rich. Will you 'Marry Me?' - That's Public Relations'


5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:'You are very rich! 'Can you marry ! Me?' - That's Brand Recognition'


6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - ' That's Customer Feedback '


7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: 'I am very rich. Marry me!' And she introduces you to her husband. - 'That's demand and supply gap'


8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: 'I'm rich. Will you marry me?' and she goes with him - 'That's competition eating into your market share'


9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say: 'I'm rich, Marry me!' your wife arrives. - ' That's restriction for entering new markets '

[轉帖]爱的感觉

爱的感觉，总是在一开始觉得很甜蜜， 总觉得多一个人陪、多一个人帮你分担，你终於不再孤单了，至少有一个人想著你、恋著你， 不论做什么事情，
只要能一起，就是好的， 但是慢慢的，随著彼此的认识愈深， 你开始发现了对方的缺点， 於是问题一个接著一个发生，你开始烦、累，甚至想要逃避， 有人说爱情就像在捡石头， 总想捡到一个适合自己的，但是你又如何知道什么时候能够捡到呢？
*她适合你，那你又适合她吗? 其实，爱情就像磨石子一样， 或许刚捡到的时候，你不是那么的满意， 但是记住人是有弹性的， 很多事情是可以改变的， 只要你有心、有勇气， 与其到处去捡未知的石头， 还不如好好的将自己已经拥有的石头磨亮磨，你开始磨了吗？
很多人以为是因为感情淡了， 所以人才会变得懒惰。
错！ 其实是人先被惰性征服， 所以感情才会变淡的。
*在某个聚餐的场合, 有人提议多吃点虾子对身体好，这时候有个中年男人忽然说「十年前，当我老婆 还是我的女朋友的时候，她说要吃十只虾，我就剥二十只给她！ 现在，如果她要我帮她剥虾壳，开玩笑！我 连帮她脱衣服都没兴趣了，还剥虾壳咧！
*听到了吗？明白了吗？ 难怪越来越多人只想要谈一辈子的恋爱，却迟迟不肯走入婚姻。因为，婚姻容易让人变得懒惰。 如果每个人都 懒得讲话、 懒得倾听、 懒得制造惊喜、懒得温柔体贴， 那么夫妻或是情人之间， 又怎么会不渐行渐远渐无声呢？
所以请记住： 有活力的爱情， 是需要适度殷勤灌溉的， 谈恋爱，更是不可以偷懒的喔！
*有一对情侣，相约下班後去用餐、逛街，可是女孩因为公司会议而延误了，当她冒著雨赶到的时候已经迟 到了30多分钟， 他的男朋友很不高兴的说： 你每次都这样，现在我甚么心情也没了， 我以後再也不会等 你了！ 刹那间，女孩终於决堤崩溃了，她心里在想：或许，他们再也没有未来了...
*同样的在同一个地点，另一对情侣也面临同样的处境； 女孩赶到的时候也迟到了半个钟头，他的男朋友说：我想你一定忙坏了吧！ 接著他为女孩拭去脸上的雨水，并且脱去外套盖在女孩身上，此刻，女孩流泪 了, 但是流过她脸颊的泪却是温馨的。你体会到了吗？
*其实爱、恨往往只是在我们的一念之间！ 爱不仅要懂得宽容更要及时，
很多事可能只是在於你心境的转变罢了！ 懂了吗？ 当有个人爱上你，而你也觉得他不错。那并不代表你会选择他。
*我们总说：我要找一个你很爱很爱的人，才会谈恋爱。 但是当对方问你，怎样才算是很爱很爱的时候， 你可能无法回答他，因为你自己也不知道。
*没错，我们总是以为，我们会找到一个自己很爱很爱的人。 可是後来，当我们猛然回首，我们才会发觉自己曾经多么天真。 假如从来没有开始，你怎么知道自己会不会很爱很爱那个人呢？ 其实，很爱很爱的感觉，是要在一起经历了许多事情之後才会发现的。
或许每个人都希望能够找到自己心目中百分之百的伴侣，但是你有没有想过在你身边会不会早已经有人默默对你付出很久了，只是你没发觉而已呢？所以，还是仔细看看身边的人吧！ 他或许已经等你很久喽！
*当你爱一个人的时候，爱到八分绝对刚刚好。 所有的期待和希望都只有七八分；剩下两三分用来爱自己。如果你还继续爱得更多，很可能会给对方沉重的压力，让彼此喘不过气来， 完全丧失了爱情的乐趣。
*所以请记住， 喝酒不要超过六分醉， 吃饭不要超过七分饱， 爱一个人不要超过八分
*那天朋友问我：到底该怎么做才算是爱一个人呢？ 我笑著跟他说：
其实每个人的爱情观都不一样，说对了叫开导，但就怕说错反倒变成误导。那就糟糕了！
*如果你也正在为爱迷惘，或许下面这段话可以给你一些启示：
爱一个人，要了解，也要开解； 要道歉，也要道谢； 要认错，也要改错； 要体贴，也要体谅； 是接受，而不是忍受； 是宽容，而不是纵容； 是支持，而不是支配； 是慰问，而不是质问； 是倾诉，而不是控诉； 是难忘，而不是遗忘； 是彼此交流，而不是凡事交代；是为对方默默祈求， 而不是向对方诸多要求； 可以浪漫，但不要浪费； 可以随时牵手，但不要随便分手。

处女座终极完美分析

其實我一向都不太相信,可是有時候這些星座的東西又準的出奇,
以下就分享一個我蠻喜歡的星座分析,當然只是關與本大爺的處女座啦~
有興趣的朋友告訴我你的星座,我send一份給你=D

p.s紅色字的都是個人意見XD

都说处女座另类，双重性格，甚至有点神经质，其实原因只有一个，处女座的一切都要随自己外显的性格而转，姑且称之为"状态"。处女座状态好的时候，可以将自己聪明、细腻、能干、温情、幽默、有内涵等优良品质完全外展，此时他们显得如此完美，光芒四射，并且可以表现得非常外向、健谈，容易与人打成一片（这本非他们的性格）。而一旦处女座状态不好，便会变成另一个人，甚至非常窝囊，一事无成，不过通常此时他们都躲避外在的干扰,所以让人感觉有点间歇性自闭症)因为同为水星守护，所以处女和双子一样善变，但双子善变的是心思，处女善变的却是情绪。

(我何時狀態好?何時不好?其實有點搞不清楚?感覺上,我沒有完美,光芒四射的時候,
也沒有非常窝囊,一事無成的時候.....)
　　
很多时候处女座要面对很多实际的琐事，这时的处女座便不得不在冷中面对周围世界：要么说话做事很不自然，有做作的痕迹；要么便极度冷漠和被动，对谁都不理不睬。其实处女座很清楚自己现在的样子，但他们无力改变和控制自己的情绪，只能选择疯狂地逃避一切。

(Orzz...瘋狂的逃避,XD)

他们想的是：与其很不自然地面对你，尴尬地和你说些无关痛痒地话，或是因和平时反差太大而被人说成表里不一，性格怪异，还不如先躲一阵子，等调节好了以后再出来。所以，在与人交往中，他们只会和不得不交流的人（实在躲不掉）或是完全陌生的人（反正无所谓）交谈，而和熟悉的朋友反而疏远。

所以.你在他心中地位越重,他躲得你越远,特别是恋人.

(其實這一段我有點看不明白....)

而且,大家都知道处女座的人有严重的完美主义倾向,所以就有了所谓的"处女座的人最喜欢若即若离"。原因很简单：他只想给你一个最好最完美的自己，而不愿让你看到他无助脆弱的一面。所以请记住，有时处女座对你冷，绝不是你说错做错什么，这是他们正常的生理现象，他们只是不想让严寒和冰霜伤害了你（可事实上这种做法已经伤害）。不必难过，因为他们在乎你的话，他们的内心比你还要难过、自责和内疚！他们所能做的，只希望快点调整好情绪，回到你的身边。

正基于以上两点，处女座有时便会表现出非常另类的行为和思维模式。他们的性格也很多来源于此：不喜主动，不善交际（也可以热情，只是今天热了，终有一天会冷的），不爱表现，不喜抛头露面（万一哪天情绪无法把握状态不好时，岂不大失脸面），诸如此类。

(好像在說著我,又好像不是=.=")

关于'洁癖'并非处女都有洁癖，很多处女座并不爱干净，但却要求整洁，他们更多的是井然有序，不喜欢别人破坏他们所整理和布置的'完美'格局。处女座更多的是有精神洁癖。一旦触碰到他们精神上的禁区，严重时会表现得歇斯底里。

(這一段對處女座的潔癖有很好的注解,大家千萬不能錯過=D)

关于'花心'一般说来处女座绝不花心，忠诚是他们的代名词。异性关系多很可能是他们需要确定一个好人缘和自己有魅力，来反击那些普遍观点。一旦找到心中真爱，他会呵护你一辈子，只要你能给他安全感，他永不背叛，心中眼中唯你一人。寻花问柳，红杏出墙这些事与他们绝缘（一是责任感所致，二是怕麻烦）。

(沒錯!沒錯!沒錯!)

关于'聪明'不似双子灵活机巧，不象水瓶创意非凡，也不是天蝎的那种计画周密，处女座更多体现的是智慧。细腻、理性、好学加上十二星座里一流的洞察力和最强的逻辑思维能力，处女座想不聪明都难。没事少在处女座面前信口开河，随意撒谎，很多伪纱他们一眼便能看透；也别跟他们玩什么心计，你玩不过他们的。处女是那种可以把你卖了你还得向他道谢的类型。没事也少跟处女座辩论，他们没理也可找出理，甚至找出不止一条理来。处女是永远不会吃亏的。

(這一段是我其中最愛的一段,haha~)

关于'单纯'处女座很纯真，但绝不单纯，他们内心复杂得让人难以想象，很多不经意的事可能都是他们精心布置的。处女座也总在纯洁和好色之间徘徊，这一点最难说清。不过他们真正的内心是极其善良的，宁可自己苦也不愿伤害任何人，心灵如水晶一般晶莹剔透。

(這一part也沒錯)

关于'幽默'都说处女座冷若冰霜，缺乏幽默。多和他们接触吧，你会体会到什么是冷幽默，什么是真正的幽默，而并非品位低俗的搞笑。

(這一點沒人會否認吧~哈哈~)

关于'迟钝'别看你和处女座说某些提议时他们半天才反应过来，在你说好的一瞬间，他们脑子里可能已经转过五六个你这项提议会造成的后果（通常是消极后果）了。他们总是想得太多，绝非想得太慢。

(為我的遲鈍平反而萬歲!)

关于'自私'处女座的自私觉不是狮子的那种惟我独尊，也不是水瓶的以自我为中心。处女座正因为是无私的，所以显得自私。（能够理解吗？）因为处女不想伤害任何人。

(其實我很偉大~lolz)

关于'逃避'由于处女座性格上的因素，他们通常会显得压力很大。当周遭的事物已无法掌控，或是自己的情绪无法调节好时，他们会疯狂地逃避，堕落自己，这种状况通常对别人无害，却是伤害自己，让所有爱他们的人感到心碎。不过不用太担心，过一阵子他们自己会好的，他们天性的自我批判精神很快便会起作用。处女座一般不会彻底堕落，堕落前可能都已留有余地，只是在等待着希望的来临，甚至有时堕落都是做给别人看的。

(越快樂越墮落?還是越墮落越快樂?)

关于'内涵'处女座有涵养这一点是肯定的。在成长中不断吸取教训，不断学习，取人之长来丰富自己的内涵。因为他们感觉到情绪无法把握，而这些是自己可以踏踏实实做到的，将来一定有帮助，这是他们所追求的完美主义目标。

(又一part沒人會否認的)

处女座就是一个表面神秘到难以琢磨，说穿了却又很简单的星座。最接近神的人？可能吧，处女座喜欢这样来标榜自己。因为他们确实有超凡脱俗的一面。他们的内心接近了神，可是身在这个世界，不能不食人间烟火吧，所以必须得戴着一个面具活在这个世界上。

(That's y i call myself God?~lol~)

处女座喜欢和人说些暧昧的话，对心仪的对象却不好意思表白。(全中=.=")
处女座希望别人了解自己，却又只将能公布的那一部分对外展示。(又中=.=")
处女座是最有责任感的人了，可很多时候却害怕承担责任。(Bingo=.=")



不懂各位有什麼意見呢?我在等著大家的回復哦!=D
以上的形容放到我身上是不是真的如此準確?XD

Howcome I come to this world?

A Kid asks: 'Daddy? How did I come into this world?'

The Daddy Answered: ' Well, my child, someday I'll have
to tell you any way.'

The Kid asked again: 'So why not today?'

The Dad respond: Please, listen carefully:

Mom and Dad met each other in an internet café. In the Bathroom of that
café, dad connected to mom.

Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick.

When dad finished uploading we discovered we didn't use any firewall.

Since it was too late to cancel or delete, nine months later we ended up
with a virus...

Thank you for taking the Creativity Test. The results show your brain dominance as being:

Left Brain	Right Brain
41%	59%

You are more right-brained than left-brained. The right side of your brain controls the left side of your body. In addition to being known as right-brained, you are also known as a creative thinker who uses feeling and intuition to gather information. You retain this information through the use of images and patterns. You are able to visualize the "whole" picture first, and then work backwards to put the pieces together to create the "whole" picture. Your thought process can appear quite illogical and meandering. The problem-solving techniques that you use involve free association, which is often very innovative and creative. The routes taken to arrive at your conclusions are completely opposite to what a left-brained person would be accustomed. You probably find it easy to express yourself using art, dance, or music. Some occupations usually held by a right-brained person are forest ranger, athlete, beautician, actor/actress, craftsman, and artist.

Your complete evaluation follows below:

Your left brain/right brain percentage was calculated by combining the individual scores of each half's sub-categories. They are as follows:

Your Left Brain Percentages

37%	Linear (Your most dominant characteristic)
34%	Symbolic
31%	Sequential
13%	Logical
7%	Verbal
7%	Reality-based (Your least dominant characteristic)

Your Right Brain Percentages

50%	Random (Your most dominant characteristic)
44%	Fantasy-oriented
34%	Intuitive
19%	Nonverbal
12%	Holistic
10%	Concrete (Your least dominant characteristic)

Anyone who interested in brain test,come here=D
Creative Test

*credits to justin gorgor for the test =D