Howcome I come to this world?

A Kid asks: 'Daddy? How did I come into this world?'

The Daddy Answered: ' Well, my child, someday I'll have
to tell you any way.'

The Kid asked again: 'So why not today?'

The Dad respond: Please, listen carefully:

Mom and Dad met each other in an internet café. In the Bathroom of that
café, dad connected to mom.

Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick.

When dad finished uploading we discovered we didn't use any firewall.

Since it was too late to cancel or delete, nine months later we ended up
with a virus...