Howcome I come to this world?

A Kid asks: 'Daddy? How did I come into this world?'

The Daddy Answered: ' Well, my child, someday I'll have
to tell you any way.'

The Kid asked again: 'So why not today?'

The Dad respond: Please, listen carefully:

Mom and Dad met each other in an internet café. In the Bathroom of that
café, dad connected to mom.

Mom at that time made some downloads from dad's memory stick.

When dad finished uploading we discovered we didn't use any firewall.

Since it was too late to cancel or delete, nine months later we ended up
with a virus...

Sociology survey : College Romance

1. How many previous relationships did you have?
Kosong. Unbelievable?Believe it.


2. Have you ever been involved in a Love Triangle?
I wish to.But No.

3. Are you a virgin?
Fortunate or unfortunate? Yes.

4. Will you accept sex before marriage?
Yes.

5. Will you accept homosexual romance at college?
Why not?

6. Are you in love with college mate?
I wish to.

7. Have you ever been in a relationship with a college mate?
Still i wish to.

8. Do you have a crush on someone in college?
Always

9. A partner which is good looking or good result?
Together,of course looking the first priority,as result don't need to be good,
but at least don't be bad.

10. Is college romance distracting?
No.

11. Do you take your collage romance relationships seriously?
Of course.

12. Does College romance last for a long time?
Maybe yes,maybe no.

13. College or High school romance?
I don't think there is any different.

14. Do you think starting a relationship at college is better than which you were at high school?
I still don't think that there is any different.

15. Will the couples be more responsible if they start a relationship at college?
I don't think so.

16. Is college romance based on love or lust?
Half half perhaps.Of course you can assume that the male are always based on something more.

17. Do you think that college partner is faithful?
Like normal relationship,it depends on how you do your best,to keep faithfulness in a relationship.

18. Do college students look for a long term relationship?
Maybe.At least it's a little better than adult's relationship.

19. College romance happens because of young adults with raging hormones, true or false?
False.

20. Do parents approve of college relationship?
Well,for me i think my parents approve=D

Moving Mountains

Here comes my favourite song of this year so far!
Usher- Moving Mountains!

其實有時候很喜歡一首歌,或許是首歌的歌詞或曲調能引起聽者的共鳴,
這首歌其實是描述分手及失去至愛卻無法挽救的那種無奈與絕望,
但我又沒手可分又何來共鳴?哈哈~
總之這首歌就是一級棒的贊啦~

看到專輯上把這首歌描述為"The epic-Moving Mountains"
Yes,it's an epic!!!!
獻上這最華麗的悲壯經典曲<3



It's like whatever I do
Ooh
I just can't get through you
Ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh, oh

Now, now she loved me, shawty I loved her
Used to jump up in the maybach and roll out
Used to care, she used to share
The love that she used to give me can't be found
I lost my way, she said she'd stay
And lately I've been sleeping with a ghost
My stock is down and out, I used to be worth my weight in gold
That was before the great depression kicked in and rocked us
And that was before the hurricane came in and stopped us
I told you to leave, but you lied to me
When you said that, baby no worries I promise to get us back

I know sorries, just wouldn't do it
Her heart is obliterated, I'm trying to travel through
But it's like moving mountains...
It's like moving mountains... hey
But I keep climbing and hoping things would change
And the sky turns grey, and the water from the rain washes progress away
It's like moving mountains...
It's like moving mountains...
Why just leave me, just leave me, be
Just leave me, just leave me, be
Why you just leave me, just leave me, Be
Why you just leave me, just leave me be ooh

She, she don't touch me, I don't touch her
We aint really even ever say a word.
I really want to give her everything she deserves
But, the bad took away the good
She thinks that I'm full of it, arguments, always pissed, man I'm tired
Every kiss, that I missed, girl you know I'm trying
You never believe me when I say, and I never believe it when you say
I love you, and I shouldn't complain about it
I should take it like a man and walk up out it
Cause we will never be the same ooh
I've been standing in gas, and you have been the flames

I know sorries, just wouldn't do it
Her heart is obliterated, I'm trying to get through
Gotta move this mountain, yeah
It's like moving mountains... hey
But I keep climbing and hoping things would change
And the sky turns grey, and the water from the rain washes progress away
It's like moving mountains...
It's like moving mountains...
Well baby why you just leave me,
Just leave me, be
Just leave me, just leave me, be
Why you just leave me, just leave me, be
Why you just leave me, just leave me be ooh

(This must be a slow death that I'm travelin' on
It feels so wrong, I'm barely holdin' on)

See no matter what it takes, I've gotta get it together (Baby yea)

And these hills that I'm travelin' up
She ain't showin' me love
I'm down on my love

I know sorries just wouldn't do it
Her heart is obliterated, I'm trying to travel through
But it's like moving mountains...
It's like moving mountains... Hey
But I keep climbing and hoping things would change
And the sky turns gray, and the water from the rain washes progress away
It's like moving mountains...
It's like moving mountains...
Well baby why you just leave me?
Just leave me be
Just leave me
Just leave me be
Why you just leave me
Just leave me be
Why you just leave me
Just leave me be, ooh

可惜youtube的embed被disable了，有兴趣看MV的可以来这里：
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oK5zEwoS_vc
这MV也是一流超赞哦!!!!!

2008上半年電影簡評

The Game Plan-7.5 The Rock演的喜劇,蠻不錯下,後面有感動到
In the name of the King-1.0 超級烂片,如果不是因為遊戲改篇電影的名才不會進戲院看
功夫灌籃-6.5 我是覺得還ok,因為傑倫所以再加多0.5分
Jumper-6.8 沒想像中好,結尾還為續集鋪路
10000 B.C-6.6 也沒想像中好,故事老套,CG算不上頂級,只有女主角長得不賴
L change the world -5.5 比起死亡筆記正傳,這部差多了,還有因為不喜歡L,再減多0.5分
Nim's Island-7.0 我個人是蠻喜歡的,可愛的小女孩,特別的故事
Definitely,Maybe- 7.8 蠻好看的愛情小品,值得推薦
三國之見龍卸甲- 6.5 不會很好看,但不至於烂
Ironman- 8.5 不用多說都知道這部戲好評不斷,但我不會給他太高分
Prince Caspian- 7.5 比第一集好,但好不了太多
Forbidden Kingdom- 7.0 我是覺得不錯,至少有娛樂到
What happen in vegas- 7.6 也是蠻不錯的romance comedy,從兩人的誤打誤撞結婚到最後的慢慢了解而愛上對方,蠻感動的
Speed Racer- 8.8 我只能說,我很喜歡
Indiana Jones: Kingdom of the crystal skull- 9.5 精采決倫,娛樂性十足,史匹堡永遠最棒
Kung Fu Panda: 9.0 超棒的動畫片,娛樂性十足,笑果超棒,尤其喜歡開頭那part這種風格的畫面
The Incredible Hulk: 7.5 不錯,我一開始也沒期待會有多好
Get Smart: 7.8 想捧腹大笑的目的已經達到,雖然故事老套但娛樂性還是有的
Made of Honour: 7.6 不错的爱情喜剧，后面很感动，意外的，我喜欢男主角在酒吧深情的吻女主角还有教堂告白那part
Wanted: 7.1 夸张的动作我喜欢，可是除了这些之外这电影好像没有什么看点了哦，还有angelina jolie


上半年看過不少電影下.....
但還是漏看了Rambo 4,Cloverfield,Vantage Point.
如果之後看了dvd在下半年簡評補上XD

Superstar

赠给所有人的歌。



If you are what you say you are, a superstar
Then have no fear, the camera's is here
And the microphone's
And they wanna' know oh oh oh oh (The Return)
If you are what you say you are, a superstar
Then have no fear, the crowd is here
And the lights are on
And they wanna show oh oh oh oh, yeah

Yeah, uh
A fresh cool young Lu'
Tryna' catch his microphone check 2, 1, 2
Wanna' believe my own hype but it's too untrue
The world brought me to my knees, what have you brung you?
Did you improve on the design? Did you do somethin' new?
Well ya' name ain't on the guest list, who brung you?
YOU! The more famous person you come through
And the sexy lady next to you, you come too
And then it hit me
Standin' outside of heaven waitin' for god to come and get me
I'm too uncouth
Unschooled to the rules and too gum shoe
Too much of a new comer and too un-cool
Like Shadow and Lavelle, I battle wit' it well
Tho I need holiday like lady who sung "Blue"
Go back, whatever you did you undo
Heavy as heaven
The devil on me, two ton's too

If you are what you say you are, a superstar
Then have no fear, the camera's is here
And the microphone's
And they wanna' know oh oh oh oh, yeah

And ya' better wear ya' shaaades
The spotlights here can burn holes through the staaage
Down to the basement pass the Indian graves
Where the dinosaurs laid
Then out through shinin', nearly miss the airliners
Magnified times five, 'less its pointed at the ryhmer
Ricochets off the moon and sets the forest ablaaaze
Now that's important to say
'Cause even with all that most of us don't want it to faaade
We want it to braid, meaning we want it to grow
Meaning we want it to staaay
Like the Governor called and he told him to waaait
Un-strap him from the chair and put him back in his caaage
The audience ain't faaazed
And they ain't gon' clap and they ain't gon' praise
They want everything back that they've paid
'Cause they've been waitin' since ten to see the lights get dim

If you are what you say you are, a superstar
Then have no fear, the crowd is here
And the lights are on
And they wanna show oh oh oh oh, yeah

So chauffeur chauffeur come and take me away
'Cause I've been standin' in this line for like five whole days
Me and security ain't getting' along
And when I got to the front, they told me all of the tickets were gone
So just take me home where the mood is mellow
And the roses are grown, M&Ms are yellow
And the light bulbs around my mirror don't flicker
Everybody gets a nice autograph picture
One for you and one for your sister
Who had to work tonight but is an avid listener
Every songs her favorite song and mics don't feedback
All the reviewers say "You need to go and see that"
And everybody claps 'cause everybody is pleased
And then they all take the stage and start performin' for me
Like, ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha, ha

If you are what you say you are, a superstar
Then have no fear, the camera's is here
And the microphone's
And they wanna' know oh oh oh oh
If you are what you say you are, a superstar
Then have no fear, the crowd is here
And the lights are on
And they wanna show oh oh oh oh, yeah

If you are, what you say you are
Then have no fear

让我们一起期待Batman~

还有两天！我本年度最期待的第二部电影：Batman-The Dark Knight就要上映了！
为什么偏偏这个时候我忙到要死！恨不得明天就去看半夜场首映了！！！！！


为何如此期待？
i) Batman是我自小唯一的superhero偶像
ii) 本片导演Christopher Nolan的上一部作品《The Prestige》，绝对能让你从开始目瞪口呆到结束。
iii)Christian Bale绝对是史上最型的batman
iv)英年早逝的Health Ledger,且看他如何诠释Batman的头号对手-Joker,比起经典的Jack Nicholson又是怎样的？是更胜一筹？是略为逊色？还是各有千秋？我只是想看他怎么个变态~lol~
v)我不管我就是要看！！！

谁要猜猜看我会进戏院看几多次？=D

两个人的寂寞

蛮久没有post中文歌了，今天就推荐一首新歌，蛮不错的XD
萧雅轩-两个人的寂寞。
其实Elva这一张专辑耐听度蛮高的，比上一张棒~
还有，elva很漂亮=D




車窗外的雨下著 我在紅燈前停著
下一刻 踩下油門我想該跨過了

會難過是肯定的 失去愛情的痛徹
我懂得 是因為認真才如此難割捨

你給過的好我會一直記得
笑過哭過我都曾經很快樂

你走後孤單不算什麼 兩個人我們曾更寂寞
愛情在時間裡遺失了 我不想再僵持著

告別了兩個人的寂寞 天空很灰卻比較遼闊
不必在擁抱時感覺忐忑 失去後比擁有踏實了
感覺自由了

車窗外的雨下著 我在紅燈前停著
下一刻 踩下油門我想該跨過了

會難過是肯定的 失去愛情的痛徹
我懂得 是因為認真才如此難割捨

你給過的好我會一直記得
笑過哭過我都曾經很快樂

你走後孤單不算什麼 兩個人我們曾更寂寞
愛情在時間裡遺失了 我不想再僵持著

告別了兩個人的寂寞 天空很灰卻比較遼闊
不必在擁抱時感覺忐忑 失去後比擁有踏實了

該忘的 我忘了 回憶是好的
該記的 我記得 愛過就算值得
明天是自己的 我會更快樂
得到的 失去了 扯平了

你走後孤單不算什麼 兩個人我們曾更寂寞
愛情在時間裡遺失了 我不想再僵持著

告別了兩個人的寂寞 天空很灰卻比較遼闊
不必在擁抱時感覺忐忑 失去後更踏實了

你走後孤單不算什麼 兩個人我們曾更寂寞
愛情在時間裡遺失了 我不想再僵持著

告別了兩個人的寂寞 天空很灰卻比較遼闊
不必在擁抱時感覺忐忑 失去後比擁有踏實了

感覺自由了 感覺自由了

给自己一个限期

正正60天！
在这60天！我一定要达到我的目的！

I have set a goal for myself.and will do whatever i can to achieve it!!!!!

Thank you for taking the Creativity Test. The results show your brain dominance as being:

Left Brain	Right Brain
41%	59%

You are more right-brained than left-brained. The right side of your brain controls the left side of your body. In addition to being known as right-brained, you are also known as a creative thinker who uses feeling and intuition to gather information. You retain this information through the use of images and patterns. You are able to visualize the "whole" picture first, and then work backwards to put the pieces together to create the "whole" picture. Your thought process can appear quite illogical and meandering. The problem-solving techniques that you use involve free association, which is often very innovative and creative. The routes taken to arrive at your conclusions are completely opposite to what a left-brained person would be accustomed. You probably find it easy to express yourself using art, dance, or music. Some occupations usually held by a right-brained person are forest ranger, athlete, beautician, actor/actress, craftsman, and artist.

Your complete evaluation follows below:

Your left brain/right brain percentage was calculated by combining the individual scores of each half's sub-categories. They are as follows:

Your Left Brain Percentages

37%	Linear (Your most dominant characteristic)
34%	Symbolic
31%	Sequential
13%	Logical
7%	Verbal
7%	Reality-based (Your least dominant characteristic)

Your Right Brain Percentages

50%	Random (Your most dominant characteristic)
44%	Fantasy-oriented
34%	Intuitive
19%	Nonverbal
12%	Holistic
10%	Concrete (Your least dominant characteristic)

Anyone who interested in brain test,come here=D
Creative Test

*credits to justin gorgor for the test =D

Melt the Snow

今天我就分享一首"lam"死人的情歌给大家吧~
Shayne Ward-Melt the Snow.
说起shayne ward或许大家只想到那首飚海豚音的"Breathless",
但我本人更喜欢这首，尤其喜欢chorus尾段的这句:
"But you should know,when it gets too cold,
you're not alone.i'll melt the snow"
哦，多么的感人阿~多么的"lam"死女阿~ =D
全世界的美女，我愿意为你们融化身边的冰块，请让我成为你心中的那团火吧~ XD

Sometimes out my window
I notice that you've been crying over him
And I wonder why you just don't
Kick him to the curb instead of bein' with him

You see love at first is summer time
That's when you think that everything's fine
No one ever thinks its gonna end
But when things go wrong and winter comes
You're gonna need to run to someone
Left alone you'll just freeze up again
But you should know
When it gets too cold
You're not alone
I'll melt the snow

Some nights I can hear you
Screaming on the phone over
something that he did
And I wonder what can I do
To make you throw him out
so you can let me in

You see love at first is summer time
That's when you think that everything's fine
No one ever thinks its gonna end
But when things go wrong and winter comes
You're gonna need to run to someone
Left alone you'll just freeze up again
But you should know
When it gets too cold
You're not alone
I'll melt the snow

I'll melt the snow
melt the snow
melt the snow
melt the snow
melt the snow
melt the snow
melt the snow

You see love at first is summer time
That's when you think that everything's fine
No one ever thinks its gonna end
But when things go wrong and winter comes
You're gonna need to run to someone
Left alone you'll just freeze up again

You see love at first is summer time
That's when you think that everything's fine
No one ever thinks its gonna end
But when things go wrong and winter comes
You're gonna need to run to someone
Left alone you'll just freeze up again
But you should know
When it gets too cold
You're not alone
I'll melt the snow

But you should know
When it gets too cold
You're not alone
I'll melt the snow
I'll melt the snow

十句值得深思的話

1)沒有一百分的另一半,只有五十分的兩個人
2)付出真心才能得到真心,卻也可能傷得徹底;
保持距離就能保護自己,卻也注定永遠寂寞
3)通常願意留下來跟你爭吵的人,才是真正愛你的人
4)有時候不是對方不在乎你,而是你把對方看得太重
5)冷漠有時候並不是無情,只是一種避免被傷害的工具
6)如果我們之間有1000步的距離,你只要跨出第一步,我就會朝你的方向走其餘的999步
7)為你的難過而快樂的是敵人,為你的快樂而快樂的是朋友,為你的難過而難過的就是那些該放進心里 的人
8)就算是believe中間也藏了一個 lie
9)真正的好朋友並不是在一起就有聊不完的話題,而是在一起就算不說話也不會感到尷尬
10)朋友就是被你看透了還能喜歡你的人


怎樣?有意思嗎?

長壽秘方

1)少喝奶茶
2)不吃剛烤的麵包
3)遠離充電電源
4)白天多喝水,晚上少喝
5)一天不喝多於兩杯咖啡
6)少吃油多的食物
7)最佳睡眠是晚上十點至早上六點
8)下午五點後少吃大餐
9)每天喝酒不多過一杯
10)不用冷水服膠囊
11)睡前半小時服藥不能馬上躺下
12)睡眠不足8小時的人會變笨
13)有午睡習慣人不易老
14)手機剩下一格電源不要打電話,因其輻射是平時的一千倍
15)記得用左耳接電話,右耳接會直接傷害大腦.